PEPPER SPRAY TO PEP UP WOMAN?

TIMES OF INDIA READS :

Breaking News:

City cops plan to arm women with pepper spray

A Selvaraj, TNN 12 December 2009, 03:20am ISTText Size:

CHENNAI: Women walking on the streets of Chennai often face harassment or get their jewelery snatched, but can do little about it except shout back at the offender. Now they have another option – pepper spray, which they can pick up from the Thoraipakkam police station on the IT corridor.

Assistant commissioner of police (ACP) KN Murali on Friday unveiled a new initiative, aimed at providing working women who keep late hours with a sense of security. Murali did a demo for an audience gathered inside the commissioner’s office in Egmore.

“I have given at least 10 pepper sprays, each costing Rs 500, to IT professionals staying in hostels and women staying alone after getting a proper petition from them and verifying whether they needed such a deterrent,” said Murali before whipping out a can and spraying it into the air. Within a few seconds, all the people gathered at the venue experienced irritation in their eyes.

“If this spray comes in contact with anyone’s eyes, their vision will be blinded for at least three hours. If it comes in contact with any body part, it will create itching and swelling,” said Murali.

Look at this wonderful piece of action from the Tamil Nadu Police. Another beautiful example of “It happens only in India”…  If you don’t know what pepper spray is, you would be surprised to know that it is illegal to carry pepper spray out in the public.. It is considered lethal in many countries.. It is considered Legal in many countries too to carry pepper spray, but no country has ever done a public donation of Pepper Spray like how our great Tamilnadu Govt has done..

I am surprised how the esteemed officers fail to analyze the effects of their decisions??  Anyway let us talk about this..

Couple of things that strike my mind is to start with this again is a woman centric law that the police have thought of. Woman will get hurt so give them the pepper spray.. like the theif really cares about the gender of the person who he is stealing the stuff from, unless he is sex hunger and he finds this career oriented woman walking in the chennai streets at 12 in the night after a successful day at work. Anyway point to Stick on to is Only woman are attacked.. The news paper breaks the news with saying

Women walking on the streets of Chennai often face harassment or get their jewelery snatched, but can do little about it except shout back at the offender. Now they have another option – pepper spray, which they can pick up from the Thoraipakkam police station on the IT corridor.

What will anybody do when an armed man attacks.. Whether it is a man or a woman.. Only films will have this sooper human guy who will do karate kung fu and all sorts and fight with 15 men with big knifes and guns…  SO police sir, Can men also please have these wonderful devices please?  We men do not have a revolver hanging on to our trousers like you do and nor are we Khaki clad to make the thief run away..

Second aspect of this…

How intelligent is it to arm the public with weapons like this?? Is it another form of woman empowerment??  Will Some WOMAN’S commissions and Pink Panther Woman’s Fanatical Club come and ssay it should be given to all the daughters in-law  as they really enter a very dangerous zone after the marriage.. and then they can use this against inlaws … Hey !! thinking about it i think that idea sounds good to me.. It just blinds the in-laws for three hours…as opposed to Binding the in-laws to the  Jail house for more than a week.. The trouble is though when she would demand things at gun point ( ermmm,, pepper point i mean )

Anyway lez have some more pepper fun..  I got digressed , i apologize .. I was talking about how intelligent could it be to arm the public with these weapons??? did the police do any kind of a responsible study before doing this??

First of all, it is a common rule that any law that is made has a misuse clause to it too, more so when it is a law made for woman, it definitely gets screwed by the same woman lot.. Couldn’t a Gangster woman go to the police station and get the pepper spray and spray on the public to snatch jeweleries?? 🙂 Simple thought right?
Then there is a one in 100 chance that the victim of chain snatch also has a pepper spray so, its who ever sprays first wins..

We definitely have more crimes than chain snatching in the society right? Shall we have one solution for each of these crimes please Mr . Officer?

We look upon you to make sure the society is crime free by making sure that law and order is ENFORCED not just made… and you are trying to start of a public civil crime of new dimensions?

Looking for more free times??? Letting people solve their own problems??  attack each other ????

Think Police Think..

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WALS Campaign

When I heard that there was something called WALS campaign, I was almost definitely sure that  it will be something like

WOMAN AGAINST LABOUR OF SEX?? ,  or  something… Sad to say that woman lot disappoint me again and this time on a silly topic again…

Women against Lazy Stubble (W.A.L.S.)

wowowo..

Amazing isn’t it?

The Foreign Industries in India have rightly found out that India could be the only place where there us huge resources, huge wealth, all lay open to be exploited..

There could have been many ways of promoting a product, but they chose this lowzy and stupid way of promoting the sales. WALS.  So the claim is that woman don’t like men with stubble, so they brand them lazy and then the men get affected and they run towards the super market and search for a razor.. and the woman is woken up from a dream 🙂

Let us assume this did happen for real… This dude goes to the shop for a razor as he doesn’t want to be shun by woman…and which razor to select?? Of course This great Shaving Company Brand which is promoting this stupid idea….. For a second, lets all imagine that we all did want to shave, let us take the idea of thinking that the Stubble is lazy, and thank the Shaving Brand for telling this to us and then Tell this Shaving Brand that, Hey thanks for the idea.. We shall shave with “SOME OTHER BRAND” razor to keep our woman happy??? That will be fun right?? IS This wonderful Shaving Brand worried about woman man relationship or man razor relationship???

Anyway, India is famous for having men and woman who celebrate a new idea.. Its just got to be new.. doesn’t matter how stupid it is.. No wonder this idea got sold.. and all the great woman flocks.. are seen modeling for the newly found great idea… errr.

I now see this as an opportunity for all the other industry to promote their sales

with the example of  Our great Industrialist: Shave India Shave

some Condom Company: Screw India Screw

Some Under Pants Company : Show India Show

Some liquor company : Drink India Drink ( oh wait  i think i heard something similar before?? Pub bharo was it???? )

so on and so forth

makes sense doesn’t it??  Now coming back to the attitude…

Hey .. what do you think woman think about men?? They don’t like stubble so we should be clean shaven is it?? Very Sexist opinion isn’t it???  and the Brands are promoting it and then some Feminist Men also are seen modeling??? What nonsense 🙂

OK here me now.. There could be potentially loads of

Men don’t like Woman wearing Jeans : Wrap India Wrap ( Advertisement for Saree companies)

Men don’t like woman with short hair/Boy cut??? Grow India Grow ( for Hair Oil companies)

Men don’t like woman without bindi ??  Dot India Dot ( Dot on forehead.. Bindi companies)

Just imagine putting up the above ads.. just one of them is enough to stir a controversial revolution in india moved by our (in) famous Woman’s Commissions and the Pink Panther Feminist Clubs…. Claiming, woman have the right to be as what they  like.. They have the right to wear what they want and they have the right to chose the life style.

Yea right.. So Men with stubble then???  It aint their right to let lose?? It aint a style anymore?? Slowly men shud do what woman wants.. but the million dollar question is

What is the damn thing woman wants?????

I really thought i wasn’t getting any ideas for writing blogs.. but i forgot that i don’t need to think to blog.. the stupid things that happen in the country are enough …

I now understand why India was attacked so many times and how we gave up and were ruled for over 500 years…….

Think India Think…

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Men against Men

I started writing this because one of my friends Uma challa narratted an incident of what happened in a family court when she and her brother reached there… I paste it here and then express my views on this subject

Uma’s narration

Here is a little episode that happened in the family court a few days ago:

My brother and I usually sit or stand in the lobby until his name is called out, but this time we went into the court hall while the previous case was being heard and sat down together.

The guy who stands at the door (I’ll call him doornail cause he was so dumb) came in and asked my brother to leave.

Me: Why are you asking him to leave?

Doornail: Because women have to sit inside and men should stand out.

My bro: But my turn in next.

Doornail: You can come in when they call you.

My bro walks out. A couple of seconds later I follow him out. At the door, I look straight into doornail’s eyes.

Me: Aren’t men human too?

Doornail (looks very perplexed): Errr… We know that. But it will be difficult for women to stand.

Me: Wouldn’t it be difficult for men to keep standing too?

Doornail looks even more perplexed and mutters something.

After some time, doornail gives me a very nice smile as if he had an epiphany.

It looked like it suddenly clicked to him that men, including him, are human, and that he was just being dumb as a doornail. I am sure he kept wondering all day as to why a woman had to remind him of such a simple fact.

Yea. The biggest war that the SIF movement is having to fight is not the War against the Woman biassed law. It is the war against the Men.. look at the following conversation with my frnd..

Chanakya : do u know what is happenneing in feminist worlds?? They have very successfully changed all occurance of “man” to “person”… and replaced man everywhere… like replaced manmade to synthetic, etc..  which is fair enuff… fine they are offended etc etc… but the funniest thng is…. The Domestic violence law in marriage all over the place still has “her”, “wife”, “she” “woman”.. They have intentionally kept that there… To mean all Woman are Daughters of Satya harishchandra and all men are bastards .  There is no law to protect the interests of man “most of us think that i am not bothored as it wont hit me ” untill it hits 🙂 and it is so common these days// need not be from wife, but any woman walking on the streets can say Raghu pulled my chunni and thaz it .. u are booked with no proofs needed

Raghu : yea i know

Chanakya : does this bothor u
Raghu : what???
Chanakya : the no protection for man
Raghu : though u r right, not too bothered about it.
Chanakya : yea.. this problem is worse than the problems of the trees being cut, for which we had staged the dharna… unfortunately  but as i said
it is difficult   to get the real picture  of how grave the problem is. It is more grave than we think.. Funny that woman understands woman’s problem in a micro second..
Man understands woman;s problem in Nano Second.. But Man understands man’s problems only when the problem happen to enter his life. Otherwise, he is born and dead in a different world than the other men..

Raghu. Hey btw, are you watching the T20 Cricket match in UK????

Chanakya.. Oh Well..

I logged off thinking that we DO NOT need support from “OTHER MEN”.. I think We have good enough men to take this movement ahead, and we can allways depend on the 498a woman to do a mass conversion of this Psuedo men to men 🙂

I had the similar converssation with another Woman.. generally I have seen that Woman either agree or disagree with what I am saying..
So the woman I talked ave a very strong support to the topic , or in other cases, gave a very strong rejection of my ideas, both cases, i elt happy that there was a logical conclusion to the discussion i had. But with Men, Its is such a torcher as, they prefer to remain silent when such topics are raised. Right to remain silent is practiced.. And beleive me it is pin drop silence…And then there are these wifes thay live with who a very good brain washing to the husbands telling them how woman have been oppressed for the last 2000 years.. (looks like this is the Y2K problem we missed 🙂  ) and the husbands say.. “YEA.. you are right,  you are lucky that you got a good husband.. otherwise all men are bastards”.. The lady won from the Wife’s stand and from the Woman;s stand with a larger pictre.. Man lost as husband and as a man..

Some other men are heard saying : ” What yaar.. u are imagining!!!!!! what can a woman do to a man “.. Now they are coming up.. but in villages still the wifes are oppressed..

I said.. Murders happen in two ways..

• Take a knife and stab somebody ,, Person to person.. The other person is killed
• Sit in a room and press the remote control button.. No physical contact, but the Other person is killed…

The first scenario is when a man oppresses a woman and causing the woman to die.. The second scenario is a woman harrassing and oppressing a Man and causing the man to Die.. I add that in my opinion, most of the adultry cases happen in Villages.. Woman opening the back door when husbands are off… Mostly happens in Villages.. In ,Metros, this happens in a much accepted way..( woman;s rights to sleeping with other man)

These are all to do with the emotional and soft points for man and woman

• Call a woman ugly : U end up in jail
• Call a man impotent ? Its acceptable
• Slap a woman: Male chauvinist and has to be jailed
• Slap a man: Oh!! wow. look at her guts. he deserves this..

But then the woman and men have been oppressing each other and harrassing each other on the Soft and emotional points for ages.. Woman have better PR than men to make this an issue and come out first..

Other friend ( Robert Jijo ) said.. so why do u think these oppression thing came up if there was no oppression at all.. I said.. hey!! i am not saying that woman were not oppressed, I am saying that men are also oppressed. It is basic human nature to show power. testosterons are found in woman too… So he said so how come men are blamed.. i said.. woman are good at PR. they can cry , but man cries, people comment on his manhood..

At this my frisnd said.. So people comemtn on his manhood for the same reason of male chauvanism right?? because they think Males are powerful???  I said. Indeed male species are powerful and this is biological. the point is if you are putting the entire male in a bracket against the entire woman?? or are u considering the percentage of oppressed people in both genders???

Men have been taking the heavy loads of the family.. ( herculous lifted the world apparently) .. this is a game where the men are praised praised praised till they reach an apex.. and then the base is chopped off , to make hium fall really hard on the ground.. Created a word called Gentle man to put a stopper on him… Ladies have no such “behave well conditions” in society..

welll I concluded one thing out of all these ….

Time Taken For Woman to Understand Woman : MicroSecond
Time Taken for Man to Understand Woman : Nano Second
Time taken for Man to understand Man :  Some Light Years … ( unless the man happens to be the victim)

— Chanakya

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Missuse Vs Lack Of Awareness – PART 2

I am back.. I actually dint think I could get ideas to blog, but you see these wonderful idfeas expressed by some elite members of our country, just makes me so confused, that i want to put them in a paper or a blog and keep looking into it and try to understand more of what these people in power actually think. What is their stand on certain burning issues of India. What do they think about the definitions of certain most commonly used English words and finally what the hell is their definition of power.

Ok enough of this.. I want  to put forth two statements given by NCW chairperson  that confused the hell out of me and i kept looking into it for hours to try and make sence of it. I gave up. I then thought I should put it in the blog and let u guys also think about it. ANy way my confusions start with the following two statements. Watch what she says…

(NCW) chairperson said that it was lack of awareness that led to
false cases under 498A. “I would not like to use the term misuse. There is
lack of awareness amongst people that is exploited by lawyers and police. We
feel there is no need to review the law

I had a good laugh trying to interprit the above statement in my earlier post https://ak498a.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/misuse-vs-lack-of-awareness/

Now look at this bombshell Statement from the same person

The commission also wants the provision that deprives a wife from claiming maintenance if she is living in adultery to be deleted. “This provision is mostly misused and adultery cases framed against a woman to deny her basic expenses,” NCW chairperson  said.
The commission has recommended that the section that stops a woman from recovering the maintenance amount on the expiry of one year should also be removed. According to NCW, 60-80% women do not receive maintenance despite court orders.
“The law is misused and very often women are not given even the paltry amount they are entitled to,” Vyas said. Another problem women face is that maintenance is paid for sometime and then stopped.

I went into a hysterical laughing pattern , which ended up bringing tears of sorrow and frustrations after i read these two statements from the same person..

According to her,

• Woman Misuse the Dowry law and that is lack of awareness
• Men misuse the Adultery Law and that is a god damn crime..

According to her

• 98 % of a Dowry Laws are misused, that is not a problem

• 60 to 80 % woman are being denied maintenance based on Adultery , that is a problem

According to her

• No need to change the section 498a because 98% woman are   innocent and they have lack of awareness.Although people are crying that woman are falsely implicating men under this gruesome law
• the Maintenance laws have to however pressed to be changed, because the Men falsely implicate their wives to escape maintenance

According to her

• Husbands and their families can go to Jail ( including Old people, Sick people, children, unmarried and married sisters and every relative of the husband that the wife doesn’t like ).. The Husband loses his Job, career, money, his parents and also his life. This isnt a problem
• Woman living in adultry dont get maintenance .. This is a problem

According to her :

• IPC 498a should stay because it gives justice to 2 % of the woman ( does she care about the 98 % misuse here?? 98% husbands going to Jail for no reason???)
• Maintanance laws should be changed because it will Get Justice to 60% woman??  Oh yeah!! time for action.. Woman should be given the maintanance because Men “falsely” implicate woman.. Madam do you understand the meaning of what you said. You are living a BIG LOOP HOLE in the society for woman to engage in extra marital affairs and also get away with maintanance.. Arent you aware of the BIG societal breakdown that is fast approaching us like a comet?

Ok , when i spoke about the NCW chair person’s statistics, i only quoted on it. I did not say and I do not also beleive that these statistics about misuse of adultry law is true..

Oh , why me, even the chairperson is not very confident on these statistics.. She says

“It is true that NCW does not have such statistics but I said it on the basis of what we hear from police and courts. However, I am getting a research conducted on this issue.”

So the proposed amendments to the maintenance laws were made based on “hear say” and not on any particular  fixed correct statistics. Madam , we are crying with the right NCRB reports about men’s issues and you are against it..

When i was writing this, my British Friend here said, why doesnt your govt make a law that KILL ALL MEN??? so no problems with anything..

Man, I think i can justify my hysterical laughter and my frustrated tears. Anyone who reads these is bound to get confused to the core and then fall sick.

I am not saying this because i am a victim of these draconian laws, Any responsible citizen of India will and should get alarmed by such contradicting statements from an esteemed member of politics.

Bell Bajao @ Politics.

This is a kind of Domestic Violence done by the NCW,WCD on the Public of India. There was a time I thankfully escaped a miraculous suicide because of whatever i defined as extreme traumatic mental state, but now,  i am getting more immuned to these system..

God Save Us….

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Bell Bajao Campaign

One of my friends who is called amazon_498a wrote this. I am posting this with her permission.

My ode to the supporters of Bell Bajao campaign:

Ding Dong Bell
Frog in the well
She pulled his hair
You think it is fair?
He screamed his lungs out
As he was being thrown out
Who goes to jail?
It’s Johnny, without fail
Oh what a nasty bitch you are
To gloat on a gender war!

– amazon_498a

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Misuse Vs Lack of awareness.

News Read::

(NCW) chairperson said that it was lack of awareness that led to
false cases under 498A. “I would not like to use the term misuse. There is
lack of awareness amongst people that is exploited by lawyers and police. We
feel there is no need to review the law,”

Lack Of awareness 🙂 Weird.
Lack of awareness would not let a woman use the 498a at all. So she is “not aware” of such a thing. HOW can she call a misuse as lack of awareness?? It is the problem of over awareness

awareness of the law, its loop holes, how it can be exploited, and all these with a criminal attitude..

If the minister wanted to increase the “awareness” as she says, to reduce the misuse, what could be her steps???

According to her, these woman are not aware of the fact that it is CRIMINAL and ILLEGAL to put false cases. They are not aware of the fact that it is INHUMANE to torture old people by locking them in jails. They are not aware of the fact that LYING in court is PERJURY. They are not aware of many such things…So Madam please bring in rules to teach them these basic ethics that they are not “aware” of  , and increase awareness.  An obvious way of this awareness program that you think should be carried out is to make them  aware of Dire consequences if law is misused.. Can you do that for us Ms.Minister???

Further there is no need to review the law

The article read!!!

It Looks being Ignorant of Human Basic Ethics is “Acceptable”.  Good way to portray a criminal as innocent. You will have court scenes, where a guy may claim his innocence by saying. Your honour, Ma Kasam .. Mujhe Nahee maloom tha kee Uska gala katne par Oh mar jayega.. Varna mai kyon kartha 😦 ( Meaning .. Your Honour, if I had known that he will die, if  I slit his throat, then I would have never slit his throat. I pleade innocense your honour :-S )

It is pretty basic values and ethics that we are talking about and it looks like not knowing them and “lack of awareness” as was put suggests that something got missed in the basic education and brought up of these “unaware” woman…

Hmm. I see that..

Somebody should Teach these 498 Miss-use Woman (oops sorry . ethically ignorant woman ) what their Mothers and Fathers dint teach

Who would that be?????

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Introducing AK498a- Helping Build Strong 498a Woman Nation

 

WMD Ltd.

(Weapons of Man’s Destruction)
No: 498 -A.
Asatya Marg,
Nari-yell (nariyal) Udyaaan.
Luckynow.

WMD ..The big board on the “Asatya Marg” in a town called LuckyNow in UP, pulled quite a lot of potential customers. Welcome to the world of missiles. The agent says.  The shop has branches all over India. Mind you just India. The retailer has a license from all the top Politicians in India. The main funding comes from some Woman’s Wings . Your guess is right. Its a Stree-Sena (Woman Warriors) organized funding. But anyway.

What is the latest in the shelf of this shop? The all powerful, government supplied missile. It is distributed for free to all the going to be married woman . The only other thing that the government used to distribute like this before was the contraceptives. Ok, atleast the Indian govt is producing something or the other to be distributed to public in the interest of the married couple.

This missile is called AK-498a with Advanced DV features. The inventor of AK-47 would have been so much in shock and jealousy over this new product ,the Indian govt is  distributing for absolutely free.  There are some requirements for this though. It can be bought only girl who is going to be wedded or her parents.

The distributor  was Anamika Chaturvedi Singh (ACS) . Its not important who the Distributor is , but anyway I thought maybe I  should just tell that too.. Miss Rani-Sumitra-Singh and  her mother Mrs. Sumitra Singh walk in  with “great expectations”. Mrs. Anamika in her 40s, Hurried to the new customers and said Madam, this is the latest product. AK 498a with advanced DV features. You can use it when and where you want. It’s easy to use and takes literally no space in your shelf.  It can be Miss used by you. Oh… sorry it can be used by you Miss I meant!! It can me used as a WMD ( weapon of  Man’s destruction) . It involves no running costs and is maintenance free (you will get your “maintenance” for free she meant). All you need is a small nerve in your backbone that can make somebody’s life a hell. Which, of course you can do. Otherwise you wouldn’t be talking to me. If you cannot, then this tool may not be useful for you. Madam if you really can not, my colleagues can definitely help you get there.There was an older version of this war weapon, which was definitely meant to be a shield against the other missiles. It was a strongest tool to whip the backs of some unscrupulous husbands and in-laws. But the study said that it was not being used really. We then invented the latest of these.

Rani Speaks out in Doubt : I know the family I am going to be married to.  The boy says they are very close knit family with a lot of love and affection.

Mrs.Anamika now bursts out her discomfort on what Rani says. Mrs.Anamika swooshing her hair away says: And you beleive that 🙂  What a freak this boy must be? Is the boy for real?  Dont you know young lady, havent you heard anybody saying .. Dont trust Man, There are “other” things more trust worthy??

The girl’s mother intervened. She said. Yes Madam, that is  exactly what I keep telling this girl.  How will she be able to live harmoniously with her husband in a close knit happy family?  How can she rule her husband and taunt him and torture him and go unnoticed if there are people around her?? My concerns are infinite Mrs ACS. Mrs.Sumithra Singh cried in distress. The girl was like I know I can manage. But wasn’t it a good thing that the family I am going to, is a happy family. Will they not take care of me and all?? Constant internal voices were ringing in her mind. But another very strong thought. “Mom can’t be wrong”. She is experienced. Seeing her mom cry, the girl’s love for her mom grew infinitely. Oh she is so much worried about me. Mrs ACS soon came to wipe the mother’s tears. She held Mrs.Sumithra’s Hand with a firm touch.Don’t worry. I know your problem. I am a mother too. I have daughters too. Mrs. ACS said with a deep affirmative voice. I will tell your girl. She turned towards this girl and said look Miss. Rani You can get married to whoever you want, as long as you have the AK-498a with you.

Finally the Rani was given a full day training on using this new weapon in all the possible ways and she came back home feeling quite secured and “empowered”

Back home : Rani’s Mother and father Mr. Durbal Singh discuss about her marriage.

Mr.Durbal Singh : (Clearing his voice) Sumithra,  marriage means a lot of expenses. How are we going to manage this?

Mrs.Sumithra : Don’t worry, I have a plan. We will spend as less a possible (even if we can spend on the marriage). We won’t do what we promise to do, we shall go find the cheapest hall possible, and give it an outlook of couldnt find a good one in the time constraint. Let us make sure whatever money we spend, we will use 80 % for us and 20 % for them.

Mr.Durbal Singh: Hey this is unfair. The guys are a good family. We shouldn’t do this. If we can’t, then let’s tell them that we can’t, and may be they can also help us do this. Let’s be fair.

Mrs.Sumithra: You shut up. I know how to do my daughters marriage. Now listen.. Whatever we do , we should put up a face of a badly troubled parents unable to do a marriage , but are doing it for the sake of our daughter. The more we irritate them, the more we are out of this business of entertaining them in the future. Also, we are girl’s parents. Let’s take some advantage of this.

Mr.Durbal Singh: Will that not affect the girl’s life in her in-laws house?

Mrs.Sumithra: I have seen the “would be” in laws. They are toothless grass eating vegetarian animals that can be tamed in the backyard. So they WILL never hurt anybody. Besides, I found out that Mr.Satya Pal Singh , the groom’s father is a heart patient and had already two attacks. The family is like in trouble. This would be the best time for our daughter Rani to put pressure on the Groom. Anyway, I will train my daughter to have sweet coated poisonous smiles anyway. So with them and with the Grass eating Vegetarian Groom that we have found, she will behave in a completely different way, until she wins the confidence of people. Slow poisoning will start from day 1 though. In-laws will think that this girl is good so no problems with her parents. This will continue for the first 6 months. And then I will tell her what to do and how to use the new tool I bought for her. I shall make sure that the girl brings the husband to our house from her in laws house.

Mr.Durbal Singh: New tool? what is that?

Mrs.Sumithra: its called AK-498A. A very good govt servant , good samaritan from the Stree Sena party called Mrs.ACS was distributing it free of cost. I got our daughter trained in that too.

Now After 6 months of a married time when our daughter will make him a sex slave or show him the fact that marriage should be kept at any cost, our daughter will try to keep breaking it and the guy will keep trying to make it. Simple. The dependency on our daughter increases. He either comes to our house or decides to leave our daughter. The chances are that 90%, he will try to keep up the marriage and do as our daughter says. So we can take a bit of risk.

The case that the guy is a bit stubborn, and decides to be supportive of his old parents, we can then use the missile that Mrs.ACS gave us. It has advanced DV features also. Apparently, she used it for herself on her daughters too and it worked quite well. SO she must be a good seller.

So during the first 6 months our daughter will do the following

1. Dont know how to cook. So will ask the husband to cook or very playfully will ask the husband to teach her how to cook.

2. She will bring the issue of rights and human rights for the smallest of chores that she would have to be performing at home.

3. Special cases for in laws, no cooperation movement. She will make sure she disagrees for everything that in laws are saying, and playfully agree for everything that the husband says ( in   the view to not do it later on some pretext)

4. The disagreeing will continue and then will get a new flavour of cant get along well with in-laws. Tfhe Groom’s father had 2 heart attacks before, so the guy is already in mellowed state. He will make sure he doesnt cause disharmony in the family . So he is bound to make peace with our girl Rani.

5. Our daughter will closely monitor every mood change especially with her Mother in law. She will take no time to magnify it to her husband and prove that his mother is really bad.  She will try to tell the husband that he has not noticed this feature about his mom for the last 28 years. And he should be grateful to his wife for opening his eyes.

6. The girl seriously monitors any discussion on how the marriage went, records all critical comments. She will play this for her husband and keep taunting him that the guy and his parents are harassing her for dowry. The guy says. Dowry??###!!!$$%%%&%&%??? The Guy will go pale &&@@##... When the hell did that happen? As we won’t give them any dowry and so it is obviously annoying for the guy. All for getting him annoyed. Our daughter, apple of our eyes, will continue harassing her husband and make it look like she is getting harassed. She will ruin all her nights with him and she will keep cribbing and nagging and harassing for something even she doesn’t understand . All she will know is that one day Husband should give up and do according to what she says. At least then , He will think that his wife will be happy. So one day he will come and ask our daughter… Ok what can I do to make u happy? Our daughter will then keep her demands..

• Your mom and dad are devils. Throw them out of the house.
• Why don’t you do as per what I say from here on?
• My parents will be your parents for all practical purposes from here on
• My parents will stay with us from here on and You will take care of them
• You will give my parents 10K every month for their expenses.

… etc ..to name a few. I haven’t thought about the whole set yet, but will come up with it soon.

7. The guy will either agree or disagree. If disagrees, then the girl will say, we are fighting not because of differences between us, but because of your parents.

8. By this time girl will be in tears and would have been crying so badly that her husband will want to console her. By this time enough crying and disagreements would have happened.

9. The husband is in his eternal try to awaken an already awake person. She is acting like sleeping. So husband is frustrated that his wife is not cooperating. He doesn’t understand that it’s all framed up.

10. By this time the girl will gather enough information about the family and evidences for the future disaster.

11. The girl all throughout behaves like a much matured woman and very reasonable woman who is seriously trying to build the relation, but it just doesn’t happen.

12. As a last resort, she will ask a separation from the family and set up a new home. Coincidently, this new home will be somewhere close to our house. And there you go. Our daughter is back.

13. Because we would have had enough time to build a false case for ourselves, we are definitely safe.

14. in case if the things won’t work as planned, the girl will come back to us, creating an unwarranted scene in her in-laws home. She will prove it to her husband that the house is a hell for her. She will also prove to the world by word of mouth or any such means (that I will train her on), that she was necked out of her house with wearing clothes.

That is it. End of plan. Now either the guy agrees to our orders or we have a missile to launch. AK489a with advanced DV features. Police and the law are with us. The missile just fits our requirement ( AS SEEN ON TV).

The boy and his parents and his relatives of our choice go into the jail with immediate effect. They attend court for half their lives. And we win as we know girl’s tears never go unnoticed and GIRL NEVER TRIES TO BREAK FAMILIES. We get all the money we spent on the marriage and much more in the multiples of 100s in extortion. How was that??

The Mrs Sumithra turns back and sees that her husband is

&%%!!$$%%££###. Unconscious &%%!!$$%%££###.

After about 2 hours or so, Mr.Singh  comes clear out of his unconscious state.
Mrs.Sumitra is now watching her favourite saas bahu episodes in Television.
Mr. Singh’s  heart beat  is raising heavily and he is sweating badly. Unable to believe what he heard, he wiped his sweat, cleared his voice  and asks his wife..

“How did you come up with this plan” .

His wife  replies :Chillao Mat!! ( dont raise your voice) How do you think I managed my marriage? It was a bit difficult without the AK-498a. But definitely manageable…

Btw, If  you ever raise your voice against me again( even if I kick ur nuts), then I shall shout so much that some body will do the “BELL BAJAO”…

The Man wished he had a son he could share his sad moments with..The Poor Man again drops UNCONSCIOUS. His wife, continues seeing the TV serial, feeling disgusted about this unconscious man, who disturbed her while watching her favorite TV Serial

End Of Story….

🙂 Comments Please 🙂

 

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Invitation to Dharna Against Legal Terrorism

Is the pain of a mother lesser when her son dies relative to when her daughter dies?

Is the pain of a sister lesser when her brother dies relative to when her sister dies?

Save Indian Family Foundation invites you to a peaceful gathering to protest against the rampant and blatant misuse of pro-women marital laws against men which are resulting in large scale suicides amongst married men.

Our IMMEDIATE Demands ARE :-

1. Clear the Pending cases in the Family Courts ASAP.
2. Allocate more experienced judges and increase the Family Courts.
3. Eliminate all gender biased in marital laws making them Gender Neutral.
4. Implements Checks within the system to prevent misuse of these laws.
5. Stop the treatment Men as FREE ATM MACHINES
6. Provide Services to Curtail High Rate of suicides of married men.
7. Establish National Commission for Men, and
8. Establish Men’s Welfare Ministry

Please come to the gathering with your friends to share your views and to address the above or any related problems.

Date: 14th February 2009
Time: 9: 30 AM to 2: 00 PM
Venue: In front of Gandhi Statue on M.G. Road, Bangalore
Invitees: All citizens of India.

Proudly Supported by:-

• • • Save Family Foundation, Delhi
    • MyNation Foundation, Delhi
    • Gender Human Rights Society, Delhi
    • Rakshak Foundation, Delhi
    • Mother’s and Sister’s Initiative, Delhi
    • Protect Indian Family Foundation, Mumbai
    • Indiya Kudumba Pathukappu Iyakkam Chennai
    • All India Forgotten Women, Hyderabad
    • Rishtey, Hyderabad
    • Save Indian Family Foundation, Nagpur
    • Bharat Bachao Sangathan, Kolkata.

Volunteers you may Contact Organizer Contacts from below:

English / Hindi Speaking Organizer  Contact	Kannada Speaking Organizer Contact
Virag – 99863 78801	Shiva Shankara – 97431 83369.
Panduranga Katti – 94328 53272	Prakash – 98804 36929

Hope to see you there !!

Jai Hind.

Save Indian Family Foundation. Bangalore

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Feminism

Over a period of time, liberated woman as they would call themselves had come up with this group called Feminist group, which is supposed to be a reply to the Male chauvinist Group. Let us analyze both these definitions and take a look into what these mean and what is a natural progression for these.
The mother nature made two species, Man and Woman under Humans category. Man would be more powerful than woman. Power here means physical power. He would be naturally designed to do hard work and find “food” for his dependants. Woman was designed to be much more tender as it were. She would give birth to child and naturally do things that needs less muscular power. This is under a given circumstance of balanced household. This is mother nature. She defined male species and female species that way. This theory extends to the entire living species. Not for humans alone.

This doesn’t mean that woman cannot do muscle related jobs, but in the way man and woman are built, it is more natural for a man to do more of a muscle power related jobs .

He is supposed to protect his family from other males ( Jungle book wise..) and provide food and shelter to the woman counterpart. This has been going on for like Zillion years and across zillion species and man in not any exception. The sense of protection for the family and the bread earner has naturally given him the aggression and the ego factor. Well, thaz what is most important, considering the fact that in the nature rule book, you need both aggression and power to win bread for the family. Many people believe that the wife is the counterpart in a way that she is the person who will make home. Calm, patience, culture, giving birth to children, growing them , propagating love, these are believed to be a typical woman behaviour. Let me say, typical female characteristics.

Well, until the so called awakening of the Females of Human species happened. The questioning started, for which there could be possibly no answer. Questions like Why should I be at home , why shouldn’t I go to work. Woman are not instruments of reproduction. Woman can do everything a man can do. Woman can be equal to man. Etc ..Philosophies started coming up. Now ofcourse , there is no hard rule on why man is a man and woman is a woman. A possible question could also be.. Why should woman give birth. Why not a man. Well ladies, that is the rule of nature and so are other things for which woman is a woman and man is a man. Ofcourse mother nature has given equal number of body parts to man and a woman and therefore woman can do everything than a man can do ( except for those sunny days in summer when a man can take his shirts off :- ) .. But the question remains .. What are we naturally designed to do??? A Dog doesn’t chase a Rat and Cats don’t yell at strangers like dogs do. Well , in theory, both can do what we have ruled out as they wont. But by design they don’t. So ofcourse, Woman can do everything a man can do. No doubts about it. But are we designed to do so?? Can we strike balance between the essentials of family and careers?? Nobody has the answers. What is quite strong in the minds of people. Lets do what we don’t do and lez not do what we do.
A new species was then formed which was called Feminist. Before this, some very frustrated woman group had already coined a term called Male Chauvinistic Pigs(MCP). They called the Men who have high honour of themselves as MCPs. Well anyway, Feminist group started off as a counter to what they called the MCPs. Agenda of Feminist Group

1. Hate Men
2. Don’t Cook
3. Work outside house and earn ( money)
4. Raising children not the responsibility anymore
5. We wont give birth ( Damn!!!!! Thaz not possible. Still we shall keep it in the agenda)
6. Make men cook ( They are better cooks anyday anyway)
7. Make men do household chores and reduce their Man Power.
8. Make men more like woman ( before feminist movement)
9. We will do everything a man does.(somewhere in this agenda, the whole point of feminist attitude Is dissolved as they are keeping a man as a reference point)
10. We shall raise voice against men who ask us to do what we are best at doing ( naturally designed)
11. We shall take all the rights with no responsibilities on us.
12. We will be rough and tough but man should find us slender, tender and sexy.

Gender Equality is a Floating Definition for woman. It is very selectively used.
So they came up with some of the most obvious points from the Feminist agenda. There are millions other hidden agendas that is more of the thing to do with “can’t decipher woman’s agendas” thingy.

Ok So the above were the new rules of the Woman Constitution.

What are the rules that will still remain the same

1. Men should respect woman as usual
2. Men should for all practical reasons consider woman as weaker sex. But if they think aloud, they will be punished.
3. Men should at all times give protection to woman. ( practical issues)
4. Men should be Manly and be a Stud( as they say)
5. Woman has right over Men’s Earnings at all times
6. Man should treat us with care and tenderness.
7. Woman will have priority over man in all the major Places where seating is important.

God it is so confusing. The New agendas and the ones carried over from the old rules are so damn contradicting. No wonder some woman also behave that way. Don’t know what they want.
The woman lot want to reduce a man to a powerless thing , yet want to see him like a “Stud” They want the manliness to disappear, but yet want man to protect them when required. Woman Will liberate themselves and when in trouble what men to come and save them. Hmm. Tricky..
Now what is the man side of the story?? He is Ok either way. A man is normally designed to do all sorts of things. Whatever a woman does and whatever a man does. Man in a way is a superset ( I shall not say this aloud) but I will prove it in a minute. Working outside and facing the world is not something new to a man. When a man goes out on his own, He stays alone, He knows he has to cook for himself, and also go out to work and all. The newly found liberation in the woman lot, has a strong punch line. We work at the offices. So we wont work at home 🙂 cant do both eh??? At least when the man is not around?? Anyway, The story continues of how woman deal with their new found liberation..
Money is required for the family. But what else is critical and crucial?? Culture, tradition, harmony, peace, balancing, and everything that a couple can do if one person is free and the other is working. Think about numerous ways of building up relations, and building up a family where the children grow up to be responsible citizens?? 🙂 Far cry I suppose.
Woman feel proud of having a career. People passing certificates of education, power, qualifications, etc… Yea great. But aren’t they failing.. in the courses such as “nutrition for the family” Home management, Growing up children etc things that may seemingly not “earn” money, but cant somebody see what it earns for you?? No calibration for the great earnings of family I suppose. It is of course not required that the woman be at home, but definitely in a family someone has to be concentrating at home management( in a full fledged family where they can grow up to be responsible parents of great citizens). Is there any study of “what makes responsible citizens” . At the moment, the cries of house is not all that audible in the sound raised by a round of applause at the work place. Anyway… it’s a choice between values and money.
Ok these are for the woman who what to be in a relation.
Ironically , because the Man and Woman ratio is always greater on the man’s side, The great agendas that feminist have , have to be supported by unfortunately Men. Ironically, its man again, who approves these agendas :)… The Woman do have some powerful weapons I must admit. They take complete advantage of these. , take advantage of the Age old “priorities “ that woman get over man. Best of both worlds. But remember, as a woman, and an active Feminist, you have to cry for some fictitious atrocities on woman by a man. Cry. I mean literally cry whenever you want. Which is a cheesy peesy thing for woman anyway. Its easy to be a woman isn’t it. On top of this, you have some very strong powers.

1.    Rape : Almost 99.99% means Man molests a woman. Never the other way
2.    Sexual assault : Easy Win
3.    Recession ( never applies for Woman)
4.    Claim to be a weaker Sex ( to escape punishment)
5.    Woman = MACHINES THAT DON’T LIE

6.    Man = Rapist Bastards.

7.    Man is always at fault

For Indians, its more privileges for girl.

1.    Marriage : Evaluation period. Woman these days in India have evaluation period . This extends from practically the day she gets married to 7 years. They can chose to be with their husbands or not. In this evaluation period is a Money back guarantee + Huge Interests guarantee on whatever the Girl Spends on the marriage. The govt has some nice deals for the girls. It provides schemes like 498a, DV act etc, where the wife can fleece a husband practically to a state of a beggar and walk free if she decides to walk out within this period of evaluation. Great isn’t it?
2.    Post marriage, if wife works, her salary is “her” salary but Husband’s salary is Mostly for “her”
3.    Post marriage all the property that husband has, becomes wife’s property. She also has rights over her parents property. It’s a sin to even talk about the woman’s earnings. But woman need to know everything about what a man does to his salary.
4.    Many such “tears” incentives.

I will give you an example of “tears” incentive. I remember, one of my friends had a cousin . She was 5 years old and this guy was like in his teens. She said to him. You know letz play a game. I shall pinch you real hard and I will start crying. People will blame you and you prove your innocence. He actually proved that he was innocent bugger by agreeing to that game. This little girl pinched him real hard and started crying. All the elders came running and whipped this guy real bad. It was so paining , he explains to me that he forgot where the pain started. Later this little girl was laughing to her glory. I bless that girl’s future husband. Although it was dusted off as an act of how naughty she was, he now understands, its not “she” it’s the whole lot woman crowd who are capable of this.

Shouldnt Feminism Mean Love for Woman and to prove their worth to people and make a good woman citizen?? Shouldnt FEminism mean that Woman PRove to man how to be a balanced Citizen by Example??? Shouldnt Feminism mean more respect from the society. Shouldnt Feminism mean Woman Telling Man. Hey you guys, you screwed it up. Now see, this is the way a country has to be built and prove that she is really much better than Male species?? But are they doing it?? The agendas that these feminist lot have look more detremental to the word woman. I think These feminist group are not doing anything positive to the Word “Woman”.
But Feminism doesn’t really stop there. Feminist society’s greatest victory is when they stamp a man under her feet. Well the propaganda is Hate Man. Male chauvinist never hates Woman ( 😉 ) we know that. So atleast the men lot keep building efforts to strengthen the idea of Man Woman Union. The latest trend in the US and the UK and also in India (these days) flaunt of a new Philosophy – “life without men” . Wow sounds amazing.. So we don’t need men anymore. We can go out with woman, can earn for ourselves, do what we want and thaz it… New technologies prove that reproduction needs no sexual contact with a man for a woman. Hmm…
And yeah I have heard that a woman understands what a woman wants and it extends to feeling cosy with woman gang. So the obvious choice of these hardcore feminist gang, who hate men would be to be with woman. Added advantage: Sexual relation of a woman with another woman also looks cool now. It doesn’t make her pregnant.. Geesh What a victory !!!

So natural progression for these hardcore feminists would be to be Lesbians isnt  it??

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Legal Terrorism.

I wrote this. A while back..

Terrorism kills people and its lethal.
More so if the terrorism is legal.
The scent of a woman is no longer fragrant.
For woman have fought over years to become virulent.
The legal system brings new rules time and again.
Just to fail itself and cause people more pain
is it woman empowering or woman over-powering?
The pile of harrasments are goin on towering.
man’s silent tears never goes noticed
as he is supposed to be stronger sex…
Really ?? my friends are we the stronger sex?
Woman’s tricks are covered with faking wet eyes.
Man’s real painful episodes is not something law buys??
But anyway, we here in this group, shall start the legal fights
we will fight for our family, our happiness and for our rights

Mind you guys, there is a woman who is also fighting
Not for her happiness , but for your depresson.
We will win this, and sure make her lose.
You have to do this, coz nobody can be in ur shoes.
wake up you young lads, lez fight this together.
we will all fight with you, don worry brother.
you are not the only one who is going through this hell.
we have all been tortured by a lady who we thought was an angel.
Truth has lost its value in your partner’s life.
she has forgotten why “better-half” is another name for wife.
you know you are a gud man and she is bad.
Your future will shine,and you will be jumping hopping lad.
take these problems as blessing in disguise.
Dont you know? after every fall , there is a rise?
The SIF and many such groups will help you get there.
The group is a gold mine, our problems, together we shall share.
Keep telling people about what has happened to you.
Keep telling people, men can be sufferers too.
We shall fight against abuse of children,siblings and people who are sick and old.
We shall fight against arrest without investigation by a law which is so cold.
We shall fight against the feminazi group and their abuse of law.
We shall fight againt the draconian laws to correct its flaw.
We shall Fight to keep our families intact.
We shall fight againt the ridiculous dowry act.
We shall fight against our dipression.This would be biggest of our goals.
As some of the great battles of past have only been won by inspired souls.

So roll your sleeves and start your legal fight.
Just underdstand that the future for you is bright.

Keep fighting untill you have won.
coz untill you have won,your job is not done.
Fight even if you are on your death bed.
coz untill you are cremated, you are not really dead………
Untill you are cremated, you are not really dead.You are not really dead.!!

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No time to Sob!! At hands we have a bigger job!!

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